Wednesday, October 6, 2010

If He Were A Rich Man...

He could live here.
"If I had the loot, I'd buy it right now," the newly-employed said, upon hearing that the Season 7 "Entourage" Tuscan villa just went on the market, and it's only a smidge under $6 mill.  Such a deal.  The thought of occupying the 9,000-square-foot ultimate bachelor hang, where Vinnie Chase and Johnny Drama ran wild, sparked a few grand ideas.  "It would be eff'n sick.  It would be ridiculous."  Yes, it would be sick, not to mention ridiculous, if hubby and I got our privacy back after 22 years of nonstop parental glee.  Hey, it's only money.  You can't take it with you.  Let's do this!  Please send your generous donations today.  And hurry!  Someone might grab the villa before we get a chance to make an offer.  You don't want to live with that kind of guilt, now do you?  Of course not.  So act now.  Don't be stingy.  It's for a good cause. The eldest needs his own space, and so do we.

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